Is it illegal to pee on a 13 year old girl?

Yes.

Dui can i go leagl aid

It's up to the judge to decide if you are eligible for Legal Aid. If not, do what you can to find a good attorney to ensure your rights are...

The only person required to go to court each date is you. The complainant/victim only has to come if the case were to go to trial.

Unlicensed Operator ticket in NY City for a NJ driver with valid license?

The unlicensed operator ticket is not the one you should be concerned with - the cell phone ticket is a 5 point violation.

Attempted GL 4 would be a class A misdemeanor.

You're talking about speedy trial time, which does not apply to traffic tickets unfortunately.

What happens if I don't pay a fine for shoplifting?

If you fail to comply with sentencing there will likely be a warrant issued for your arrest.

If you poisoned someone with the intention of killing them, it would be Murder in the Second Degree, unless they fit into one of the special...

Only if your P.O. approves.

Can I be be guilty of obstructing government administration 195.05 just by lying to police

Lying to the police is generally not a crime, unless you give a false statement in writing. And I'm only talking about local police - lying to the...