Are there any crimes that would pretty much automatically get a person deported if they were picked up on them?

I also agree. You need to contact an attorney.

I am a US Citizen and plan to marry girlfriend on F1 working on OPT valid till next year. We plan to travel overseas to marry.

You should go over this with an attorney BEFORE you travel.

What is the fastest way I can acquire my us citizenship so I can be stationed in Germany with my future husband?

I agree. Contact myself or another attorney to go over the details with you.

How long does will it take to process petition, for a parent with permanent resident card that has 2 minor kids ages 16 nad 17.

Every case is different and many factors go into them.

Obtaining a green card through a permanent resident brother vs permanent resident husband with misdemeanor

I also agree.

How can I file a claim on my husband if he's in Mexico so he can come back?

I do not know what you mean by a claim. Consult with an immigration attorney such as myself. After a full analysis you can be guided inthe right...

2. If we go back to India and return after 3 month with same status my EAD will work or I need to apply for new

Speak with an attorney.

Why asylum interviews delayed?

Every case is different.

You need to speak with an attorney.

Can i get help with an immigration question

Consult with an attorney.