Can/should I give my client a second Web/Graphic design contract? (Serious inquiry but hopefully a good laugh)

Yes, absolutely prepare a new contract. Perhaps with the assistance of an experienced attorney.

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Can a photographer withhold me from viewing my wedding photos?

It depends on the contract that you originally signed with the photographer. Although unless conveyed, the photographer owns the copyright on the...

Can someone advise me where to go to have my "Terms and Conditions" service contract reviewed?

You can speak with an Intellectual Property attorney regarding website terms and conditions.

Can you post images from a google or bing search to a business Facebook page without copyright infringement? What are the rules?

No you can't without paying a license fee or being at risk of suit for copyright infringement. Taking the image down is the first step. However,...

Do I need to worry about UK copyright law if I'm hiring a UK citizen to do work made for hire for my US company?

Does the agreement have a choice of law provision? It should, and designate your state, i.e. California, US. If so, you probably will be ok....

My wife created a web site promoting future business. Getty INC sent a letter of demand for 420$ for use of RM image.

You should retain a copyright litigation attorney to negotiate with Getty images. Take down the picture, however, at once.

PATENT RIGHTS

Not clear from your description if you filed and obtained a US patent. Also, not clear what you are asking. Please clarify, did you file for and...

I have a signed contract for the story rights from the subject of my film who has since died.

It sounds like you probably have a valid contract. However, your question is very fact oriented and would require you to engage an experienced...

Media Adaptation

By recreating someone else's video you will be infringing their copyright. You can either create your own training video, with a unique script...

"Can I sell a recipe from another restaurant as my own?"

I don't understand why you would want to do that. Create your own recipie. Also, you will be infringing CHIPOTLE's registered trademarks.