Jokes about serious stuff

Handling this yourself is clearly not working so why wouldn't you expect a lawyer to recommend you hiring an expert to handle this legal problem...

PL 120.00 1st offense but injuries require minor medical attention. Is ACD, Disorderly conduct or harassment possible outcome?

Both an ACD and violation are possible outcomes in the case, depending on the injuries and any prior criminal history. The DA can subpoena...

Even if the DA can't get the wife to sign a corroborating affidavit within 90 days. The DA may move the case forward based on a sworn domestic...

I'm facing a second felony DWI.....(last DWI was 8years ago). Is that automatic jail time? Or maybe just probation?

Jail time is not automatic. In fact, I was able to get a client on a second felony DWI charge a non-jail disposition and he was also charged with...

Dash and dine, but paid for my cut of the bill, while the person who ordered bill left.

Why did you agree to a wager (hustled or not) when you didnt have enough money to cover the bill? There were many things that could have and...

I am the parent of a 20 year old who has been charged with petty larceny. this is her second time in this type of trouble . las

There is a much greater chance of jail time and or permanent criminal record because of it being the second offense. She needs an attorney to help...

Can my statement be thrown out?

Your attorney should move for a Huntley Hearing which will determine whether the statement should be suppressed. The law requires that you...

Recently received summon for public urin. under 16-118(6). I have read Avvo replies with dissimilar ans's & need clarification?

actually some of the information you have received already is incorrect. The administrative code section is a violation but the Health Code...

What is a infraction ?

Assuming you have no prior DWIs, it is not a crime so you would have no criminal record. There would be a fine and possible community service, a...

I Have A CIVIL PENALTY OF $500 from petite larceny, How do I negotiate?

If you wish to settle this matter so that it is no longer hanging over your head, write a letter to the law firm who sent you the demand notice and...