NO! Not you or any lawyer gets to tell a judge he is rude. This instinct of yours is exactly why you'd have been better off hiring an actual...

Paying 25k- bitcoin/gold/cash to the attorney who can give me a stamped custody order for primary physical custody

Any attorney who guarantees you a result is a charlatan and deserves to be drummed out of the profession. Interview some folks, find one that makes...

I want to speak to a lawyer dont know if i need a family or child custody lawyer?

We have to know more. Even assuming the open case is a criminal one, it doesn't mean your baby is destined for the system. You have to speak to a...

Can I leave my apartment if I did not sign the lease? Can I choose a person to sublet my room without my roommates agreement?

This is a tough one to answer. When you speak to a lawyer directly, they are able to ask questions and get to the information they know is relevant...

How Do We Terminate My Parental Rights?

I'm sorry, but that is truly awful. The boy is only 9 now, but there will come a day when he will want to know you and, if you do this, he may have...

Can I get help with my situation?

Given the landlord's failure to render the ordered repairs in violation of two consecutive orders, an Order to Show Cause for Contempt of Court...

I'm changing this to Criminal Defense, the appropriate category. But, that aside, there is no sibling privilege and, if subpoenaed to testify,...

If I tenant owes me rent money do I have to go through Landlord Tenant or can I just use small claims?

Particularly if this is an existing tenancy, housing court is the way to go to enforce your right to rents.

Can I remove my child from his grandmothers house ?

Not much is clear from your question. If there was no custody agreement, why were you requesting one from the court. One thing, however, is for...

Do I have to pay child support?

Whether or how much you may have to pay is not certain, at least not from just your question alone. It would be important to find out whether the...