USCIS is tricking me into becoming an "illegal worker"

This sounds like a scam. Contact USCIS directly to inquire.

What is my currently status now?

Pending the decision of the change of status, you are still in valid status. If the case is denied you will be out of status and it is advisable...

Is that able for me to join us marines? I'm really love to join military here and just can't wait.

Once you are a permanent resident, you can apply to join the Marines.

Unfortunately you must wait during the processing times. If you have questions you can contact the embassy directly and explain your situation but...

How long will it take to bring my brother to the USA?

Depending on the country of origin, sibling petitions came range anywhere between 12-15 years with some countries having longer waits.

Case is out of normal processing time of n400

It is normal to have delays in processing. If you are concerned, you can contact USCIS customer service or schedule an Infopass appointment at your...

I my be able to apply for citizenship with shoplifting mistamener am I facing deportation

Best to consult with an attorney and provide your docket sheet and police reports for a full analysis and evaluation. Good luck.

I'm going to renew my green card with immigration soon but my question is drug testing part of the process

No it is not but routine fingerprinting and background checks are a part of the process.

It is possible that these crimes qualify but more information is needed. Also have you suffered substantial mental or physical harm due to them?...

It is advisable to consult with an attorney right away to explain the basis for not responding within one year. If it can be proved that this was...