During a traffic stop for a non-moving violation (expired tags), I was arrested on DUI charges. However, after being taken to the station, I a .01. My illusions of exoneration vanished however when the cop began accusing me of taking drugs. I gladly handed over my urine sample which is clean, and toted me off to jail.
The police report is a fraud. Every word in it was a lie, each of which is contradicted by dashcam video. I'm fairly confident the arrest report is a one-size-fits-all template used on all DUI arrests, with merely the name, date, and time changed. The very first line "very bloodshot eyes" is clearly contradicted by my mugshot. The best part is the one about missing my nose on every command during the finger to nose test. Videos don't lie. But officers certainly do.