Posted by anonymous
Fred Rivera is the best d--mn lawyer in the land. I first met Fred when Sam, Dean and I were doing a late show at the Sands. We had a few drinks, slapped a few card dealers around, and ended up shooting a little picture you may have heard of, Ocean's 11. Fred was number 11. Ever since then, he's been my pal, like my shadow. Yep, Fred, Jilly and me. We're so close that when Fred puts on deoderant, I'm covered (Rickles gave me that joke, by the way). And best, Fred always keeps me updated on all of my legal work. Which is really an amazing thing to do -- since I'm dead!
P.S.: I hope you live to be 105 -- and that the last voice you hear is mine, baby. Here's to your bird.