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Kyle J Bristow

Kyle Bristow’s Answers

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  • Is it illigal to share as screenshot of someones nude photo.

    I've already asked a more vague version of this question but here's a more informative version. Is it illegal to screen shot a public web page with someones nude photo on it then distribute it. Since I'm not actually sharing the photos themselves...

    Kyle’s Answer

    I would like to introduce myself to you since you may be stupid enough to cause our paths to cross if you do what you keep posting about doing. I'm Attorney Kyle Bristow, and I am so knowledgeable of of the unauthorized distribution of pornography (a/k/a "revenge pornography") that I have been interviewed by The Wall Street Journal, MTV, Katie Couric's "Katie" tv show, local tv news stations, and was even consulted as an expert by the American Bar Association Journal and wrote a book about the subject.

    If you stupidly choose to distribute a woman's nude images without her consent, there is a ninety percent chance that if she elects to hire a lawyer to ruin your life that it will be me who she hires since I am well known in Michigan regarding this area of law.

    All the major revenge pornographers are getting 10+ year prison sentences, and Pink Meth's operators are on the receiving end of a $1m judgment.

    Don't be stupid.

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  • How to handle a bench warrant?

    My husband and I were pulled over this weekend. The officer informed me that I had a bench warrant from the city we were in for failure to appear and a civil matter. I have a bond of 4000$ and no 10%. The officer said the station did not want me b...

    Kyle’s Answer

    You should immediately and privately consult with a lawyer. Do not post anything online or speak about this matter with anyone who is not your attorney--what you write or say can be used against you in court.

    Do not delay. You'd hate for the cops to pick you up on a Friday--you'd be held in custody over an entire weekend.

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  • Please tell me wot is the possible outcome.I got charged with Simple Assault as my wife accused me of garbing her from the neck.

    She reported the incident 6 weeks after and I never grabbed her from neck. I just gave her a hug to calm her down as she has a habit of hurting her self. All this confusion happened because she went to seek some counseling and the counselor called...

    Kyle’s Answer

    Do NOT post anything online or talk with anyone about this case who is not your attorney. What you say or write can be used against you in court.

    Your case is serious--if you are convicted of domestic violence, you will face jail time, burdensome probation, and will lose your gun rights for the rest of your life.

    Hire an attorney NOW.

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  • Is my soon to be ex wife doing something illegal?

    My wife have been married about 2 years but are recently starting the divorce process. We have no court order yet pertaining to custody of our 1.5 year old son. She has kicked me out of her house (owned by her mother) and will not let me see our ...

    Kyle’s Answer

    You need to immediately and privately consult with a lawyer who practices in the area of family law. Do not seek life altering advice via short postings on an Internet forum. Lawyer up.

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  • Post divorce, now live one block from my children and have more time, do I have right to go back for lower child support?

    divorce in 2011, bought house 1 block from children in march of this year, already have one extra night with children. my x makes 20k more than I do.

    Kyle’s Answer

    You should immediately and privately consult with an attorney who practices in the area of family law. Do not post anything online--what you write or say can be used against you in court.

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  • How much can I expect to pay for a prenup and where can I find a worksheet to help prepare for a meeting with an attorney?

    Both me and the future husband want a prenup. In case of divorce or death we want all assets and debt we bring into the marriage to remain with the person who brought it in (or their heirs). Can a prenup cover treatment of assets upon death or i...

    Kyle’s Answer

    A simple prenup should cost around $500. More complicated ones can cost more money.

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  • Is it rape if you don't say yes to sex or no? And can I get it so he cant have weekends and has 2 just do visitation

    I was 17 he was 18 I did have sex before but I didn't say yes this time I also have a kid with him he has only, meet her 1 time she's 5 months can I just get sole custody of her? He Is a dead beat and during the pregnancy an even after he threaten...

    Kyle’s Answer

    Immediately and privately consult with a lawyer who practices in the area of family law. Do not post anything online--even on Avvo. What you post can be used against you in court.

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  • Childrens mother arrested for prostitution

    My children are 8 and 5. Their mother is on probation for disturbing the peace, from a few months ago. She failed a drug test for smoking crack. She was ordered to rehab. She did not complete rehab and was set for a VOP hearing in a week, but she ...

    Kyle’s Answer

    Hire an aggressive attorney. Do not wait.

    Do not post anything online about your case or speak about it with anyone who is not your attorney--what you say can be used against you.

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  • Will I need a family law attorney?

    My daughters father has physical custody of her, but he has gone to prison. The courts suggested a custody change after a family evaluation. I have a cps casebopenbbut pending closure. I also have a job, home and my mother to help.

    Kyle’s Answer

    Immediately and privately consult with a lawyer who practices in the area of family law. Do not write anything online or talk with anyone who is not your attorney, because what you say or write can be used against you in court.

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  • I have a civil rights violation by TSA and have tried to obtain a lawyer to pursue the case locally with no success.

    I am a gay female and I was searched by TSA first by being made to go through the body scanner not once but 3 times whereas my partner whose very feminine was only made to go through once. After the third time of going through the scanner the fema...

    Kyle’s Answer

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    Privately consult with a lawyer. Do not write online or say anything about your case to anyone who is not your attorney because what you say or write can be used against you in court.

    The TSA are nothing but thugs who have no regard for the constitutional rights of the citizens they harass.

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