Reason No. 10
They're writing Top Ten lists relating to Avvo.
Reason No. 9
They're reading Top Ten lists relating to Avvo.
Reason No. 8
They secretly look down on anyone who's got less than a Level 5 ranking.
Reason No. 7
They openly look down on anyone who's got less than a Level 5 ranking.
Reason No. 6
They end all their conversations with their disclaimer.
Reason No. 5
They're thinking of naming their next kid "Avvo."
Reason No. 4
They're on Avvo more than they're on Facebook, LinkedIn, and Twitter combined - not to mention Lexis and Westlaw.
Reason No. 3
They belong to AA: Avvononymous.
Reason No. 2
They're sure they're the only ones not getting paying clients, they've analyzed the question-to-client ratio, and they STILL answer questions.
Reason No. 1
Their household has replaced swear words with "Brinkmeier," said the way Stephen Colbert says "Manilow." He's No. 1 again!