I wish - NO. It can take a while - only God knows how long it could take.
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I have had luck in recent few months with a turn around time of under 6 months. In the past it has been 1 year or more. As for free, yes it is usually free but the agency could charge if excess pages. It comes in a CD now and some pages may be redacted for privileged info. You can appeal within 60 days if you would like to appeal any information that is withheld by the agency. Good luck.
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It is a very good idea to get your file. It takes longer than two weeks. Lately they do provide the file on CD.
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