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So I caught this guy tresspassing...

Dallas, SD |

So I live in this castle and one day I caught this old man on my own private property. So I took it in my own hands to lock him up in my dungeon for eternity. Then this other bidge came by and started singing and getting attacked by wolves and sh!t... but anyways she tresspassed too, that a$$hole. She even drank some of my tea from my special anthropromorphic tea set. I could keep her in my dungeon too but I'm a wolverine beast with self-esteem issues. How do I sue this bidge for all she's got before my enchanted rose wilts completely?

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  1. Obviously hire lawyer quickly. Law suits take a LONG time and who knows how long the rose will last.

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