I hired a party clown for my son’s 5th birthday party. To start off, he completely missed the driveway and parked his busted white van right in the middle of my front lawn. 5 mins into the party he disappeared, so I went looking for him and caught him behind the Bounce House smoking a cigarette and urinating. When I confronted him he said he was “doing me a favor” because he didn’t want to scuff up my bathroom tiles with his red clown shoes. I kicked him out pretty soon after, just as he was about to perform a rude act with a couple baloon animals.
I spoke to a woman from the clown agency and she refused to give me a refund or to beleive my story. She says “Ruggles” is one of their best, “a total professional”. But then she admitted he’s going through a “real tough divorce” and asked me to give him a break.
What should I do? I don’t even know Ruggle’s real name. I called 911 to report a drunk driver when he left my house, so for all I know he’s in jail.